Garbled

i'm so tired from this week of work that i am hardly able to form coherent thoughts. coming across the radar:

i wish i could have someone make me a warm, toasted, buttered, jammed or honeyed bagel.

i want to go tanning.

i need to shower but that means like holding my arms up and standing up for over three minutes. then there's the whole having to blowdry my hair. meh.

hmmm ruby tuesday burgers look good. i am a sucker for food commercials.

my hands feel like they are full of sand.

i want an iphone. i am an unabashed consumer immersed in consumer must-have culture. they are cute.

i need to vaccuum my floor. instead, i will wear flip flops everywhere.